The 15-Minute Post-Meal Interceptor
Cut your bloat 50%, in your first week.
The system that healed my bloat.
Before you eat
Press play on the 60-second primer. It calms the reflex before your food arrives.
After your last bite
Play the 15-minute audio after your meal. Start with just dinner.
Watch it change
Your body stops bracing for food. Your evening stays yours.
$17 until midnight CST. Then it goes up.
One-time payment. Instant access. Use it tonight. Less than one co-pay for a visit that gives you no answers.
No foods cut · No pills · Use it tonight.
Faith Ashenden
Founder, That Healing Feeling
I dreaded every single meal. Now I order the croissant.
Back when bloat was a daily issue, I dreaded every single meal. Ten years sick with Graves’, IBS, POTS, and anxiety, resorting to a few safe foods, and I was still bloated and miserable by dessert.
Weekends mean the local cafe with my family, croissants for the whole table, lattes with my husband. No safe-foods list. No mental math. No paying for it all night. I’m healed, and I’m handing you the 3-part system that got me here.
Here’s what week one actually looks like.
The average woman reports about 50% less bloat in her first week. No foods cut. No pills. No cleanse. Just two audios and fifteen minutes.
*Average self-reported. Results vary.
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Foods you give up
Eat what sounds good. All of it.
60s
Before you eat
Less time than picking what to order.
15
Minutes after
Done at the table. No one knows.
7
Days to test it
Track it meal by meal, not by guess.
This is what “calm your nervous system” actually sounds like.
A real snippet of the Post-Meal Interceptor. Soothing, slow, and it tells your brain exactly what to expect next. Press play. Feel your shoulders drop.
This is the exact audio that healed my post-meal bloat. Now it’s yours.
The tools I used to heal.
The same tools I ran at my own table when bloat was a daily issue. I'm healed now, and I'm handing you every one of them.
The 7-Day Guide
My process, written out meal by meal. Seven days, step by step, the same ones I ran at my own table. No jargon, no 40-page manual. I kept it short because you have a dinner to get to.
Before You Eat
The 60-second audio I played before my own meals when I was resorting to a few safe foods. Press play before you sit down and it does the work for you.
The Post-Meal Interceptor
The audio that healed my post-meal bloating. The exact 15 minutes I ran at my own table after every meal. Put it on the second you set your fork down, seated right where you are.
I Walk You Through It
Press play once and I'll show you how all three moves fit together, the same way I ran them when bloat was running my life, and the same way I teach it inside the Academy.
You’ve done everything right. It still happens.
You’ve shrunk the menu to the three “safe” things, talked yourself out of the dish you actually wanted, and forgotten what it feels like to come home satisfied instead of paying for it all night.
Here’s the part that’s going to annoy you.
Your symptoms are real. The bloating, the pressure, the pain, none of it is in your head. But here’s what ten years of safe foods taught me: my body had learned to brace for every meal, and that bracing was a big part of what kept the bloat coming. Cutting more foods never taught it to stop. Showing my nervous system that eating was safe did. That’s what these two audios do.
$227 of value. Yours for $17.
One-time payment. Instant access. Use it tonight.
$17 until midnight CST. Then it goes up.
You'll also get a quiet invite to talk with our team about the Academy. No pitch. Just an option.
Before you go
Okay. Let's get you back to the table.
The 7-day guide, both audio tracks, and my on-camera training. $227 of value, delivered instantly for $17. The process and audios I used to heal. Tonight's the first dinner in a long time that ends with you still feeling like yourself.
$17 until midnight CST. Then it goes up.
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